Friday, May 27, 2005
The new joke ……………..new elections
posted by: beitsahourplayer at 4:22 PM

some of beit sahour peaple loking at the number of votes during the municipal elections 2005




The new joke ……………..new elections

It's unreal. Three elections in the same year. What a joke!

Fed up with the political situations, my friends and I sat to discuss the Palestinian legislative council (PLC) elections the other night over a few drinks; the conversation, which took place at about 2am, looked something like this:

Shadi (he is leftist)

"Why do we have to vote any way when we know that nothing will change"

Fadi (from Fateh )

"We have to vote. It's good for the country and us."

Me

"What the heck? Which country are you talking about??????"

Then after that we started shouting, arguing about the need for elections, the needs of our people and the madness of living in this situation.

But in the end we agreed on one joke: that "we are the only nation that has had presidential, PLC and municipal elections before we having our own country. It is the first time ever that we did something that has never happened in the United States. We finally beat the United States at something!

Maybe you are not laughing at this joke, but this is the life in Palestine. Voting and lying to people in the name of democracy. God what has happened to this country? Spending money on stupid election ads instead of giving it to the poor people in the refugee camps who sleep with no food; or to the poor workers of the city who have been unemployed since the beginning of this Intifada.

The Palestine I fight for is still occupied-- this is the time to fight not to vote.

We need to be free before we can vote.

I am sorry my friends if my joke was not funny. I promise you that the next joke will be.

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